Famous Funny Quotes

* I think that I am very clever
and sometimes I my self can not understand what I am saying.

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*Love is like nasal mucus,
you want to pick it up but you get it
and when you get it you think what to do with it.

Funny Quotes

World ’s shortest jokes:
two Women sitting quietly!
two pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need mor?!
you are so beautiful

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would be my story!

Bt I am only a cartoonist!

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Husband is liver n wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Funny Quotes

Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Birthday Messages Birthday Wishes Romantic Birthday Wishes

Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.
Happy Birthday My Love!

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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
 Wishing you a wonderfully sunny birthday

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Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world.

It's as easy to stay in love with you as it was to fall in love.

Happy Birthday my love!

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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.

Generous, loyal, always kind,
To your outer layer blind.
Surely, opposite of rude,
My beating heart I must include.

On your birthday, my love for you,
From the clouds, a perfect view.
Moments, memories, a year gone by,
I'm here for you, don't you cry.

My love for you, lives by the truth,
Always keeps me, in my youth.
When it sees, our trust and hope,
It climbs and conquers any slope.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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