Famous Funny Quotes

* I think that I am very clever
and sometimes I my self can not understand what I am saying.

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*Love is like nasal mucus,
you want to pick it up but you get it
and when you get it you think what to do with it.

Funny Quotes

World ’s shortest jokes:
two Women sitting quietly!
two pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need mor?!
you are so beautiful

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would be my story!

Bt I am only a cartoonist!

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Husband is liver n wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Funny Quotes

Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Birthday Messages Birthday Wishes Romantic Birthday Wishes

Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.
Happy Birthday My Love!

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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
 Wishing you a wonderfully sunny birthday

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Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world.

It's as easy to stay in love with you as it was to fall in love.

Happy Birthday my love!

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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.

Generous, loyal, always kind,
To your outer layer blind.
Surely, opposite of rude,
My beating heart I must include.

On your birthday, my love for you,
From the clouds, a perfect view.
Moments, memories, a year gone by,
I'm here for you, don't you cry.

My love for you, lives by the truth,
Always keeps me, in my youth.
When it sees, our trust and hope,
It climbs and conquers any slope.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Cute Good Morning Wishes Quotes

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.

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Plz come out from room!
So that sun can rise,flowers can blossom,
birds can sing,bcoz all r waiting 2 see ur
beautiful SMILE;Good morning!

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Our life is like a good movie. Harmonious combination
of picture and sound. Like a movie without music,
 my life will be incomplete without you. Good morning.

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Always welcome a new day with a Smile
on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good
Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a
 WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...

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Mother's Day Wishes Mother's Day Quotes Mother Day Greetings Sayings Text Messages

Ma,
We wish we could tell you,
Ma that how much you mean to us....
We have no words to say about
how much we appreciate you...
how much we admire you...
how much we thank you
for everything you've done.
We love you so much Ma...
Happy Mother's Day

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A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Wishing you happy mother's day

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Mom, without you, there would be no me.
Your love, your attention, your guidance,
have made me who I am.
Without you, I would be lost,
wandering aimlessly,
without direction or purpose.
You showed me the way
to serve, to accomplish, to persevere.
Without you, there would be an empty space
I could never fill, no matter how I tried.
Instead, because of you,
I have joy, contentment, satisfaction and peace.
Thank you, mom.
I have always loved you
and I always will.

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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

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Good Night Messages Good Night Wishes Good Night Quotes Cute & Lovely good Night SMS Text Messages

Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

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Look back at all that we held dear
And keep your head held high.
Shed no tears and know, My Love
That this is not Good-bye.

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As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.

I told some ghosts to dance in white,

& 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula

2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Friendship Messages Friendship Quotes Friendship Text Messages Friendship Funny Jokes

NICE DOST "HATH "

AUR "ANKH"KI TARAH

HOTTEY HAIN,

JAB "HATH" KO TAQLEEF

HOTI HAI TO ANKAH

ROTI HAI, AUR JAB "ANKH"

ROTI HAI TO HATH ANSOO

PONCHTA HAI.

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logon ko aksar yeh

ketay suna hai key

zinda rahay to phir

milain gay laiken

aap se mil ker aisa

lagta hay keh miltay

rahay tou zinda

 rehain gay.

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HAR KARZ DOSTI KA

ADA KON KARA GA

HUM NA RAHAIN GE

TO WAFA KARE GA

KON ,

AY KHUDA MERE DOSTON

KO SALAMAT RAKHNA

WARNA MERE JEENE

KI DUA KON KARE GA.

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BAAT BAAT PE

TO ROTH JATE HAIN

UNSE KAHO K HATH

ANJANE MEI CHOT

JATE HAIN,

ITNA NAZUK HAI

YE DOSTI KA

RISHTA K HASTE

HADTE B HI DIL

TOOT JATE HAIN.

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Good Night Greetings Good Night Quotes Good Night Wishes Sweet Romantic Good Night SMS Text Messages

DIL MAIN YADON

KI TARHA ,
AANKON MEIN AANSU

KI TARHA,

TUM MERE PASS HO .,

PHOOLON MEIN

KHUSHBO KI TARHA..

GOOD NIGHT

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ZINDGI KISI KI

AMANAT NAHI HOTI

AMANAT ME KABHI KHAYANA

NAHI HOTI ,DIL ZARA

DEKH KAR LAGANA

DOSTO ISHQ KI KAID

MEIN KABHI ZAMANT

NAHI HOTI .

GooD NighT!

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U KNOW WHAT ,

IN THE WHOLE

WORLD THER E

IS NO SUCH

DARLING WHOM

I LOVE AND I WANT

THE WHOLE WORLD TO

THAT I WILL NEVER

FORGET U!
GOOD NIGHT
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IF U DLIVE TO

BE A HUNDRED

I WANT TO BE A

HUNDRED MINUS

ONE DAY SO I

DINT HAVE TO

LIVE A DAY

WITHOUT U
GOOD NIGHT
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Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Morning Prayers Cute and Lovely Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
 I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
(*) Good Morning (*)

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Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive god's gift of life.
Good Morning!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue,
to keep me company so there's no need to worry.
Through good and bad, I know,
I have a friend so dear, so true,
and that friend is you. Take care!

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Funny Text Messages Funny Jokes Funny Greetings Fun Text Messages Jokes Funny Poetry SMS Text Messages

Aik Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara tou logon ne us se pucha Kiun kia huwa khan sahab?

Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai paani ubaal k piyo..

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Ye 1 sacha waqia hai ignore mat karna

Shah Faisal Colony me 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki, kuch dino bad dono mein larai ho gai, 1 din larka larki ko mar rha tha larki ne bachne k lie churi uthai tou wo larkay ko lag gai or wo mar gya.
Larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gai, usne khwab mein dekha k 1 baba keh rhe hein "Beta tere kapro pe khoon k daagh hain tumhain to police pakar le gi." Larki boli Baba ab mein kaya karun tou baba ne kaha "Daro mat"


"Surf Excel hai Na"

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Kbhi kbhi dil chahta
Hai
K
is dunya main jo aap say
ziada khubsurat hai usay
jaan se maar dun,

 Magar........

Kya karun...



Islam me khud khushi bhi tou haram hai:-)

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 ('.') Lo ji
<)(>arz
_/ \_ kia hai

Duniya me bohat Dard-o-Tanhai hai

\('',)/" wah
  \  \  wah
 _/''''\_ wah

Zalimo tum b msg karo meri koi muft
ki kamai hai.

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True Friendship SMS Friendship Messages Friendship Greetings Friendship Quotes and peotry

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

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I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U

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We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.
 
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Faraz Urdu Poetry Faraz Funny Jokes SMS Messages Faraz Ghazal Poems Messages

Sadion Say Jaagi Aankhon Ko Ek Baar Sulanay Aa Jao
Mana K Tum Ko Pyar Nahi Nafrat Hee Jatanay Aa Jao

Jis Mor Pay Hum Ko Chor Gaye Hum Baithay Ab Tak Soch Rahay
Kya Bhool Hui Kyou Juda Huway Bus Yeh Samjhanay Aa Jao

Har Lamha Teri Furqat Mein Hum Tarsay Rahay
Meri Manoo Tum Is Dil Ko Kuch Pal Behlanay Aa Jao?

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Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

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Bin Maange Hi Mil Jati Hyn Taabeerai'n Kisi Ko Faraz

Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro'n Duao'n K Baad

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Us Ne Mujhe Chhor Dia To Kia Hua Faraz…

Meine B To Chora Tha Sara Zamana Us K Liye…

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Merry Christmas Quotes Merry Christmas Wishes Greetings Christmas Wishes Greetings Quotes SMS Text Messages

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don't worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

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Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,
CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,
FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY
PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Best Morning Wishes Lovely morning greetings Good morning Text messagse

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!


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Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.

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Boys vs Girls Comic Jokes Funny Text Messages

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

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Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar

jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye

itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

 

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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?

Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.

Customer: Aur ye dusri?

Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.

Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay

deti hai?

Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...

 

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.

 

Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.

 

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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel

       Kameenay,

 

           Kuttay

 

             Behaya

 

Sharam nhi aati

 

 

 

Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?

 

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